man who runs in front of car gets tired.
man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
man with one chopstick goes hungry.
man who scratch backside should not bite fingers.
man does not determine who is right; war decides who is left.
man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
man who lives in glass house should not take bath.
man who farts in church sits in own pew.
crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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